'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Package Manager Where This Regularly Happens

# Summary This is a satirical article criticizing npm's vulnerability to supply chain attacks, where a malicious actor compromised a widely-used package and injected malware affecting millions of applications. The piece highlights how the JavaScript ecosystem's heavy reliance on thousands of unvetted third-party packages creates preventable security risks, contrasting npm's fatalistic response with more secure package management systems in languages like Go and Rust that use stricter verification and smaller standard libraries.