No CVE Today, Please

A system administrator's humorous plea requests a 24-hour moratorium on vulnerability disclosures, patch releases, and CVE filings, citing the relentless cycle of patching, exploits, and emergency fixes that have become unsustainable for their mental and physical health. The message illustrates the burnout faced by IT professionals caught in an endless loop of security updates and their consequences, framing the request as a critical health issue affecting the entire team.