Blorp Language

Blorp is a new programming language designed for high performance and code reliability, compiling to C while emphasizing pure functions, explicit effects, and structured concurrency to make code easier to review and maintain—particularly for AI-generated code. The language features static typing, purity tracking, typed failure handling, and compile-time bounds checking, with benchmark results showing performance comparable to hand-written C across various tasks while significantly outperforming Python and Go in most tests.