The 14 Steps it takes to open my office door with a new phone

The author details the surprisingly complicated 14-step process required to access their office with a new phone after their previous one was damaged, which involves downloading an app, multiple authentication layers across email and phone services, and setting up cellular service on the new device. The post humorously highlights how modern digital security measures, while well-intentioned, created an absurdly convoluted situation that a simple physical key would have resolved instantly.