RAM Altman: Linux Script Emails Sam Altman Daily How Much Unused RAM in Your PC

A Linux developer created a satirical open-source script called "Ram Altman" that monitors unused RAM on personal computers and generates sarcastic email templates mocking Sam Altman's recent comments about OpenAI's RAM needs being more important than consumer electronics. The script, which doesn't actually email Altman by default for security reasons, includes humorous FAQ responses and allows users to preview simulated messages about their "hoarded" RAM without sending them.