Definitely not Windows (Win 11 parody)

This is an unofficial parody of Windows 11 that satirizes modern software practices including aggressive advertising, subscription services, AI features, and constant update prompts. The fake operating system mockingly includes elements like Clippy's return, monetized games, buried file access under recommendations, and shopping mall-style app suggestions to humorously critique contemporary Windows design and Microsoft's business practices. The project is entirely independent and not affiliated with Microsoft.