CrankGPT

CrankGPT is a satirical proposal for a human-powered AI system that generates tokens through physical exertion—hand-cranking for basic tasks, pedal-powered for advanced use, and gym partnerships for enterprise applications. The concept critiques major tech companies' environmental impact, data privacy practices, and wealth concentration by positioning human-powered AI as an alternative that keeps data private, reduces energy consumption, and prevents profits from flowing to tech CEOs. The humorous pitch suggests users can simultaneously get AI capabilities and exercise while remaining off-grid and independent from cloud services.