Anthropic's Model Naming, Extrapolated

This is a satirical piece humorously extrapolating Anthropic's AI model naming conventions by replacing technical descriptors with literary and narrative terminology. The joke suggests that as Anthropic releases increasingly capable models like Claude, the company is moving toward "enterprise-scale narrative objects" with whimsical names like "Fable," "Saga," and "Cinematic Universe" that playfully characterize each model's characteristics and cost implications. The piece parodies both AI industry naming trends and the creative pretension sometimes associated with large language models.